We went from three party shirt wearers to two
Our lovely Dutch friend had other things to do
So we went to the bus terminal to haggle on deals
And thought we had secured a good set of wheels
'Expreso Tequila' wasn't quite as fun as it sounds
No bathroom on board and 13 hours of shaky grounds
Not a recipe for a pleasant night's sleep
Looking back, the bus haggling learning curve was steep