December

December 31

A New Year's party that will go down in folklore

To help us forget about what was in store

A boat then a drum then a cultural soiree

Of weapons and fire and an eyebrow display

Fellow drivers dressed as babies or dinosaurs

A snake made an appearance, a momentary pause

The dance floor heaving with fleeting hope

Blissfully ignoring our adventure's scope

December 30

He sat there, resplendent in canopy green

Rickshaws circled us but they went by unseen

A walk then a hop then a triumphant run

We greeted our dear rickshaw like a newborn son

Dave, we would call him - reliable Dave

Dave knows how to have fun and how to behave

We looked at each other, a mischievous grin

Time to spruce Dave up and take him for a spin

December 29

Four dishes, each spicier than the last

Prepared before us in a cooking class

'Masala' simply means a mixture of spices

If you're heading to India my advice is -

Ready your senses for the inevitable onslaught

The tastes fight for attention like some internal sport

At the end of our dishes we marveled at the skill

Bellies on fire, but this was no fire drill

December 28

We laid out Ashley's team items on the floor

She couldn't have possibly fit any more

16 boxes of tissues I tell you

For any issues regarding the loo

They weren't small boxes, they were packed to the brim

16 boxes! We needed to trim

Our little vehicle would be bearing the load

Wobbling and bouncing its way down the road

December 27

The three siblings all in one place!

Each loopier than a shoelace

All tied together by a rash decision

To traverse India - without fatal collision

Our faces showed courage, our stomachs a mess

What lay ahead was anyone's guess

It began in the South in a place called Kochi

A crash of colour and sound, and the air was smokey

December 26

What time zone am I in?

My head pounds amidst the din

I haven't slept since I left Spain

Marcus can't quite share the pain

He's an athlete at transit sleeping

I watch on, gently weeping

Two nights on an airport floor

Countless sheep and still no snore

December 25

Packing and snacking on our way out

I'll return to Spain there is no doubt

Food stuffed in my hands before I could speak

A thunderous hug and a kiss on the cheek

Generous people with generous faces

Lighting up these far-flung places

A final wave and I'm swept away

India beckons beyond the grey

December 24

Christmas online

Suited me just fine

Opening presents over Skype

Only increased the hype

Brothers in a Spanish attic

Online Kiwi parents ecstatic

Gran and sis and sam and dog

Tucking into gifts and grog

December 23

Two scared little pets

Alert for impending threats

Dogs, they call themselves

Nervous glances at the shelves

The shelves, are they falling?

Listen is that the owner calling?

Calling or sounding the alarm?

Flee you fools, away from harm

December 22

Several train rides later

After boring the narrator

We arrived to a bear hug

Warmer than a Persian rug

My good mate from Peru

Our Spain homestay debut

Mattresses in the attic

The hospitality; emphatic

December 21

Barcelona by bike

Ride as you like

Through the crowd

Through places not allowed

Along the waterfront

Trying a sandy stunt

Sleepy, cruisey fun

A gently setting sun

December 20

Close your eyes it's about to get steamy

Saucier than a plate of sashimi

We found ourselves at the erotic museum

A sight to rival the Coliseum

There were large objects hanging from walls

Something similar to a bat and balls

Lots of educational readings

A nice way to kick off the day's proceedings

December 19

Marcus and I are on the hunt

For sunglasses with extra grunt

Filthy casual is what we're after

Capable of inducing bouts of laughter

We need to go back, way back, old school

Back when slanted rims were cool

That'll keep the haters at bay

Glasses on, no more to say

December 18

There he is, the myth the legend

Lionel Messi he runs like the wind

There we sat in a packed stadium

Having bought tickets on a whim

Never before have I been that excited

Though my love for the man is unrequited

He created three goals in a burst at the end

Doing things mere mortals cannot comprehend

December 17

Wandered Barcelona in a party shirt

Looking for more people to convert

These shirts are magnets for good times

They radiate smile-inducing enzymes

There goes one, he likes to party

He must be off to somewhere arty

There is no stopping this revolution

Join or face heavy retribution

December 16

Rain with a chance of table tennis

Rapid Ryan vs Marcus The Menace

The forehand dominated early proceedings

Both players had done their homework readings

Neither player could make sense of the ball

Sometimes mid-air it seemed to stall

The arm wrestle continued all day

When it rains it is time play

December 15

One Euro more for first class seats

Go on then, they might have treats

They did have treats - you bet they did

How is he in first class, he is just a kid

We laughed at the stares along the way

With our huge backpacks of dirt and fray

Power plugs, food and drinks

What a deal, but shhh... don't jinx

December 14

Waiting in the train station

The lull before a new location

Two brothers killing time

Occasionally busting out a rhyme

The beat laid on nice and thick

Filthier than an oil slick

Games appear from thin air

We are a rather strange pair

December 13

Spanish streets aim to please

They are lined with orange trees

Get your five-plus a day

As you make your merry way

Inhaling the citric delight

Walking is no longer a plight

Skip or sing a ballad

Your own Spanish fruit salad

December 12

Bye bye Matty

It's all been rather batty

Loopy weekends

Oddball friends

Rugby and kebabs

No one's keeping tabs

Plenty of fish chat

The Spanish can't handle that