Uyuni, Bolivia, home to the great salt flats
Certainly not a place to see welcoming doormats
It's about as inhospitable an environment I've seen
Whites and browns without the slightest hint of green
It is spectacularly vast, and the final resting place
Of my wee toy rhino, prompting a cold case
Investigations concluded that wee rhino wanted to stay
In the middle of the salt flats, eager just to play