I hop on the motorbike, shit it has gears
I get ten minutes to practice and harness my fears
Moments after falling, it's "vamos" and we're off
I discover motorbike prowess is nothing to scoff
We zoom through a place called Valley of the Moon
Dogs snap at our heels and I feel as macho as a baboon
We chew up dirt roads with maniacal laughter
The exact mix of silly and fun I was after