The gym at altitude is a different kind of beast
It gives you a slap after promising a feast
There are gains to be had, but the battle is grim
If you're hoping to breathe, your chances are slim
And the music - oh what a treat to witness
More suited to a 3am boogey not burgeoning fitness
The trainer is not afraid to help the ladies with stretching
I can be found at the back, dry-retching