Constructing a proper bush hut is harder than it looks
When you're out there all alone without guidance from the books
Think carefully about the corners, don't choose a dodgy log
Else you'll end up eating sticks that night, you're a human not a dog
Chuck on the roof, a door mat, hell even a window pane
Jump on in to your sleeping bag and hope to God it doesn't rain
It all sounds good on paper but I'm starting to fret
It looks flawless by daylight but I haven't slept in it yet