September 18

The kids at Sunday football are growing cheeky

Their remarks in Spanish are increasingly sneaky

Subtle comments that they think we don't get

While innocently smiling, hardly breaking a sweat

But we're on their case, like hounds on a scent

We will not stand for this humiliating dissent

So we smash them, destroy them (in a footballing sense)

The only way forward is through ruthless offence