My first play in London did not live up to the hype
Like a dodgy connection when you're excited for Skype
It was a whodunit tale with minimal suspense
The ending was clever but the rest - far from tense
The main character spat more than changing his face
The first half was dour, the second picked up the pace
My excitement for the theatre has merely suffered a delay
I'll seek refuge in the West End for my second play