A "rest day" they said, well that ended pretty quick
We were late to PT so we got extras 'til we were sick
Then our first taste of kayaking, which was trickier than first thought
Our attempts to roll our kayaks made us giggle and even snort
Davey's in the navy, and probably will be for life
Dunstan climbs like a goat who is running from his wife
Abi's got every ointment under the sun and sky
Ferg crunches the deeper questions like what, when and why