I went for blood tests as my health was looking bleaker
And some of my symptoms pointed to a little thing called Zika
Thankfully all clear, probably a case of the Man Flu
My body wanting health to be pushed up the priority queue
So it's time to reflect on where I have been
And tuck into the scrumptious Peruvian cuisine
My backpack stinks, I'll deal with it later
Time to dig myself into a bed crater