I have made it to Rio after a month and a half
Of travel with Tom, he's a good laugh
We chomped on Bolivia with a side dish of Brazil
We negotiated most parts with a distinct lack of skill
More fate and good fortune, it's been quite some journey
We've fit more in our schedule than a district attorney
Our backpacks are dirty, it is time for a swim
And I think I ought to use a beach-side gym