June 26

In perhaps the biggest update, I have a new favourite fruit

The flavour leaves me with very little to dispute

Granadilla is its name, now don't be swayed

By its embryonic interior, go forth unafraid

Rip open the skin, and devour the seeds

Let yourself be taken to wherever the journey leads

After you're done, savour that sweet aftertaste

Then for goodness sake make sure you dispose of your waste