Ladies Night at the bar, let's put on a dress
Stuff two balloons down the front, oh yes
Add a luscious green wig to top off the attire
If I said I didn't enjoy it, I'd be a liar
A chance to flaunt the hourglass figure
Dancing on through the background snigger
This is a once a week affair, and always a highlight
I've gotta enjoy this zaniness before I take flight