May 2

Tight lycra pants stand staggered on the streets

Blowing whistles at cars amongst reggaeton beats

Their traffic directing skills are something of a falsehood

First and foremost, their goal is to look good

It appears to be solely a female position

Which does make me treat the role with suspicion

If they're having fun, who am I to judge

If there's a position going maybe I'll give it a nudge