A full day of cooking, well that was a first
I mean sure I dabble, but only in bursts
The ensemble began with a toasted cheese snack
Then onto the honey soy ginger triple attack
'Twas a solid stir-fry, with some tasty brown rice
Sweet as your landlady with just a hint of spice
If that didn't make your lips violently tremble
Then picture the brownie that I proceeded to assemble