The Peruvian handshake left me looking like quite the chump
It's a double slap of the hand followed by a fist bump
However this bump is no ordinary converging of knuckles
You bend your elbow and hammer your hand at the other till it buckles
For the uninitiated this foreign movement can be quite unnerving
For your first few shakes it's worth just simply observing
Throw in a 'todo bien' or 'tranquilo' as the shake gets better
In no time at all you'll be more local than a llama sweater