May 9

The Peruvian handshake left me looking like quite the chump

It's a double slap of the hand followed by a fist bump

However this bump is no ordinary converging of knuckles

You bend your elbow and hammer your hand at the other till it buckles

For the uninitiated this foreign movement can be quite unnerving

For your first few shakes it's worth just simply observing

Throw in a 'todo bien' or 'tranquilo' as the shake gets better

In no time at all you'll be more local than a llama sweater