The afternoon shift rambles on like a Headmaster
There are one or two things to make it go faster
You can sneakily play pool (keeping an eye on the till)
Or babble on with a traveler from Denmark or Brazil
Hell you can even work, wouldn't that be terrific
Prepare lemons and cutlery until you're absolutely prolific
I tend to throw a bit of back and forth with the cooks
Making hypocritical comments about how they need to hit the books