May 6

For the life of me I cannot fathom

Why people here insist on covering every limb

No one wears shorts, no matter the heat

It could be sweltering and they'd still be clothed to their feet

Sure I go with it, after all it's not my country

But just get your kit off, to put it bluntly

Unleash those calves upon the unsuspecting fresh air

Here you have guy who won't stop and stare