For the life of me I cannot fathom
Why people here insist on covering every limb
No one wears shorts, no matter the heat
It could be sweltering and they'd still be clothed to their feet
Sure I go with it, after all it's not my country
But just get your kit off, to put it bluntly
Unleash those calves upon the unsuspecting fresh air
Here you have guy who won't stop and stare