Touches, touches, give it to my feet
Man on, turn out, that hit was a treat
Some kids on a slide, there's plastic on that hill
Give me a go: I'm seeker of cheap thrills
I take my place at the top and look down the slide
There are children in wait, they jab my backside
And push me down the slope! It's always faster you see
The only thing left is to shout whoopee