April 10 is the Peruvian general election
From what I've been told there's quite the eclectic selection
One candidate is the daughter of a former Peruvian dictator
By the name of Alberto Fujimori - a real fabricator
Another is a 77 year old former World Bank economist
Who gave away beer at a rally - quite the plot twist
The political rallies are pumping, they fill the streets
I would vote for the one that gave me the most sweets