Insults were flying and bare butts were shown
As the two boats lined up with the wind a'blowin'
The wager was set, losing would come at the price
Of cleaning the other boat's poo buckets that night
Our start wasn't great, and the wind died down
For a while there those poo buckets were looking extra brown
But in the end we smashed the other boat to smithereens
Then left a few extra presents for the other boat to clean