November 9

You have to say it's quite the career path

Regardless of the inevitably horrific aftermath

The Apprentice becomes the leader of the United States

Donald Trump; a lesser version of the earliest primates

The environment will suffer and progress will be halted

As an optimist I have to say I'm positively revolted

Like waking up to discover several drunken tattoos

I'll never forget waking up to see this on the news