Chesterfield, 'The Chez' - call it what you like
Making my way up was a bit of a hike
Ollie and I went there to see the mighty Chesterfield FC
Play top of the table Scunthorpe who defeated us by three
Unfortunately my friend Liam didn't make it off the bench
Some of the crowd's chants were wittier than Judy Dench
Later we entered the smokiest dance floor I've ever seen
No doubt to hide the majority that were under 18