October 10

The grub at the pub is nothing to snub

A taste bud delight, but not good for the tub

Burgers and bangers and chips and peas

Tingling ales to make you weak at the knees

There's always a barman who's worked there too long

He grumbles at a sneeze or the change of a song

A worn pool table and a name like 'The Thirsty Goat'

Bellies bobbling in, looking to wet the throat