A cousins reunion to go down in history
There was frivolity and laughing and a touch of mystery
It started at the pub as all good nights do
There was food for Africa and perhaps Europe too
We migrated to a bar for cocktails and a sausage roll
The antics started spiralling out of control
Our final stop was a place specialising in waffles and duck
We didn't get in which was, I think, a stroke of luck